Simpsons Couch Gags

Simpsons CouchSome things are more fun when they are presented in a different way. Take the montage of Simpsons couch gags, for example. It’s most (though not all) of the couch sequences from The Simpsons sped up to fit into a five minute video. From swapping heads, to vending machines, to space aliens, to medieval times, all of your favorites are represented. See the full video here.

Siafu PC Display For the Blind

siafuAccessibility has always been taken into consideration in computer design. There are screen readers, magnifiers, alternative point and click devices, and more. I imagine that it’s still difficult for a blind person to comfortably use a computer, and Jonathan Lucas is trying to make a difference with the Siafu display. “It lays flat like a tablet and allows the user to fully interact with it by way of touch. The surface utilizes a conceptual material called magneclay or magnetized liquid. This material has the ability to morph upward into any shape via a controlled electromagnetic field enabling the device to create a braille surface for reading and even pictures in 3D relief.”

Better Peanut Butter Jar

Peanut Butter JarHow many times have you gotten close to the end of a jar of peanut butter and you end up spending an extra 30 seconds scraping the bottom of the jar to get the last bit of peanutty goodness? I know, it hasn’t really happened to me very often either, but one enterprising inventor thinks that this is a problem that needs to be solved, so he’s come up with a better jar. It has no shoulders to get in the way of your knife scraping, and there is a cap on both ends, so if you can’t get at the stuff from one side, you can close it up, flip it over, and try again. The idea is good, I think, but it just seems like overkill to solve what amounts to a fairly minor problem. Plus, if the cost of my Jif is going to go up so that they can afford to put it in fancier jars, I’d rather save the money and continue to do a little more scraping.

75 Things All Men Should Know

Esquire magazine has an article listing 75 things every man should know how to do. There are some that you’ll likely disagree with, but many of them are interesting and fun. Here are some of my favorites. Click through to see the full list and read the Esquire explanations.

11. Swim three different strokes
12. Show respect without being a suck-up
14. Chop down a tree
18. Speak a foreign language
27. Play gin with an old guy
35. Jump-start a car
38. Tell a joke
51. Build a campfire
59. Write a thank-you note
69. Tie a knot
72. Stock an emergency bag for the car
75. Negotiate a better price

Hide From Cameras With Headband Light

LED camera blockerIt’s a little scary to think about criminals latching onto this idea. Wired magazine has a story about the project and a short description about how it works. The device “is simple, consisting of a circle of infra-red LEDs mounted on a headband. The infra red is invisible to The Man, but will cause CCTV cameras to flare out over the face of the wearer, obscuring his identity and making this the digital equivalent of a hooded sweatshirt.”

Photorealistic Painted Portrait

photorealistic paintingThis is a pretty amazing painted portrait which looks like it could be a photograph. Artist Dru Blair created the work in 2005, and he shares step by step images as well as the interesting story behind it. He says “This is a painting completed in February 2005. It was a Portrait Class project that I decided to finish in my spare time after the workshop. It probably took a total of around 65-75 hours to complete. The main colors are blocked in at the beginning, but refinement is withheld until the very end.”

KKK Mart

KKK robeThe KKK has some horrible and destructive philosophies, but the robes are usually pretty well-made, and Ms. Ruth is one of the reasons why. “Coming from five generations of Ku Klux Klan members, 58-year-old “Ms. Ruth” sews hoods and robes for Klan members seven days a week, blessing each one when it’s done. A red satin outfit for an Exalted Cyclops, the head of a local chapter, costs about $140.” View the full photo essay at Mother Jones.

Scuba Goggle Digital Camera

Goggle Digital Camera The only digital camera swim mask is another interesting product combination from Hammecher Schlemmer. “The 5 MP camera can operate to a depth of 15′, making it ideal for use when snorkeling or in swimming pools. The masks eye pieces are made of tempered glass and have integrated crosshairs that allow you to line up shots easily; simply press the shutter button to take pictures or videos. An LED inside the mask tells you if you are in still picture or video mode.” It would be nice if you could use it on deeper dives than 15 feet, but this is still a great idea.

Space Needle Cleaning

Space Needle CleaningHere’s an interesting story and great pictures of a German firm cleaning the Space Needle in Seattle from KOMO TV news website. “Crews with the cleaning company Karcher GmbH & Co. are only working at night after the restaurant and observation deck close, but they put in a few extra hours on Thursday to allow people to witness the process. Three daring high angle cleaners hit the Needle with water that measured precisely 194 degrees. Even though the sprayers use half the flow of a garden hose, the water shoots out at 3,000 pounds per square inch — more than enough power to send the guy behind the hose flying. It’s a big job with a huge challenge — the crews aren’t using any soap. That’s because what they spray up ends up going down to the Seattle Center and the EMP. Splotches of grime run from the beams under the restaurant all the way down to the base.” Follow the link to see more pictures.

Blank Is Like Blank

This is a fun idea for a blog which is both thought provoking and kind of funny. Blank is like blank gives a simile in each post, along with a humorous explanation. The author calls them analogies, but unlike the analogies you remember from the SAT test (trunk is to elephant as snout is to pig), I think these are better classified as examples of simile. There are some good ones, like these examples.

Raising a baby is like being lactose intolerant: You can’t enjoy the same things most people do, and your friends are kind of weirded out by it.

A world where Will Smith is the last human alive is like a bowl containing one M&M: Maybe it’d be better if it was empty.

Using a semicolon is like barbecuing: I’m never quite sure I’m doing it correctly.

Wikipedia is like hearing a great story in a bar: You hope it’s true, but never bother confirming it.

Firehouse Lightbulb Remains Lit Since 1901

centennialbulbIn 1901, a lightbulb was installed at the hose cart house in Livermore California. Except for a 22-minute period during a move to a new firehouse in 1976, the bulb has remained lit continuously the entire time. “Hanging 18 feet above the floor at the end of a black cloth-covered cord, the little light with the filament the width of a No. 2 pencil lead is unprotected by any lampshade. Firefighters won’t even dust it. Touch it, jokes one captain, and you get your fingers chopped off.” The light bulb has a website, but unfortunately, it looks like it’s currently down, showing just a plain page with an email address.

Gallery Of Refaced Money

refaced moneyJoe D shares his refaced U.S. currency collection as a Flickr set. His description says “I’m surprised how much everyone likes this. It’s just something I’ve been toying around with every now and then. It all started when i would draw glasses or beards on money with the counterfeit pen on the registers at work and just grew in to a hobby.” Even though there is nothing extraordinary about the art, it’s still fun to see these well-known portraits in a whole new way.

Nintendo Controller Coffee Table

Nintendo Coffee TableI spent many hours mashing the two buttons on the original Nintendo game controller, so this project really brings back some memories. Kyle Downes talks about creating it and shows off the pictures at his blog called Ultra Awesome. If I were skilled enough to create something this cool, I would fire up some Ice Hockey, some Legend of Zelda, and then I’d use it to input the Contra cheat code. That is ultra awesome indeed.

Baby Doll Coat Rack

doll coat rackHere’s a creepy do-it-yourself project that you can get your kids to help you with. First, rip the limbs off of their favorite doll. If you wait until they misbehave, you can explain that the doll did something very naughty, and that’s why it’s arms and legs need to be violently torn from it’s body. Then attach them to a piece of wood, hang it on the wall, and use it to store your scarves, hats and coats. All kidding aside, Natasha at Design Sponge describes the craft project quite well, and there are some people out there who would probably like to have this hanging in their house.

Walking Bike

walking bikeArt can be functional, thought-provoking, aesthetically pleasing, or any combination thereof. In the case of the walking bike, created by Max Knight, it’s more about looking cool than working well. However, there is a video showing the bike in action, so it does technically work, but I don’t think we’ll be seeing one of these on the Tour de France next year.