You gotta love it when people invent and try to market utensils that are just plain unnecessary. Just for its conversation starting properties, I still sometimes pull out the pizza cutter fork that my wife gave to me for a funny gift. In that same tradition, you can now get yourself a popcorn fork, which amounts to a three pronged plastic utensil that you can use like a claw to grab a handful of popcorn without touching it. This might come from the same people who brought us the NosePocket Handkerchief, because they have a similar sounding slogan. They say that this is “the most unique utensil since the Dark Ages.” As a bonus, they build in a mini salt shaker, so that you can be sure to add a heart-stopping amount of sodium to every bite. You can buy them online in lots of 6, 12, or 24 for about a dollar a piece.