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Sometimes a variation in a consumer product is such a good idea that it quietly takes over as the default. The wide mouth beer can, the tagless t-shirt, and the cordless telephone are some examples of that phenomenon. I don’t think that the Nose Pouch will join that list. Despite their tag line stating that this is the “newest functional innovation in the handkerchief since the Dark Ages,” I doubt their claims that “it will help prevent the spread of discharge and germs from going beyond the cloth, into the air and infecting your family and friends, fellow workers or the person standing next to you in the elevator.” In my experience, people who use handkerchiefs are able to figure out how to hold the thing in such a way so that the discharge is not leaking out all over their friends and family.
Isn’t the best way to prevent “the spread of germs” to actually throw away the item that you blow your nose into. I mean, who wants to put a snotty rag back into their pocket, let alone use it again??
No kidding. I think the best innovation in the handkerchief since the Dark Ages was the invention of the disposable tissue. Carry a pocket pack of Kleenex, and toss them out when they’re full of “discharge.”
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